Q: What is the
difference between men and puppies?

A:
Puppies grow up.  
 

Q: Why do men always
have a stupid look on their faces?

A:
Because they are...
   

Q: What do men have in
common with ceramic tiles?

A:
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.        

Q: If you drop a man
and a brick out of a plane, which one would

hit
the ground first?

A:
Who cares?????.....        

Q: What did God say
after he created man?

A:
I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.  

Q: What's the difference
between an intelligent man & a UFO ?

A:
I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two
reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A:
i) no mind ii) no business

 

Q:
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A:
The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no

intention of driving.  

  Q: What do you do with a man who
thinks he's God's gift?

A:
Exchange him!!