AIR BAG

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
60 miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks

across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married

for twenty years, but I want a divorce."


The wife says nothing,

Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65

mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me

out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your

best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."


Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly

and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the

house," he says insistently. .


Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.


85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the
credit

cards and the boat!"


The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This

makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"


The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.

"No, I've got everything I need," she says.

"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"


Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him

and smiles. "The airbag."