IT IS NOT THAT COMPLICATED

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love 

him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot 

and try not to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a 

lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in 

two people remembering the same thing.

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow 

deteriorate during the night.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. 

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she 

does.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says 

after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before 

marriage and after marriage.
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